What to order and what to expect
Order breakfast. The diner's breakfast offerings are the consistent strength of the menu and the reason most travelers report positive visits. Standard recommendation for first-time visitors: two eggs cooked over-easy with hash browns, bacon or sausage, and white toast, with bottomless coffee. The eggs will arrive cooked correctly, the hash browns will be properly browned without being greasy, the bacon will be crisp without being burned, and the total bill will land somewhere between $9 and $13 depending on add-ons. The breakfast burrito is a credible second choice for travelers who want a heartier or more portable option; the biscuits and gravy work well in cooler months when comfort food is appealing.
The lunch menu is competent rather than exceptional. The cheeseburger is a respectable diner burger — quarter-pound patty, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, on a standard bun, with fries on the side. The patty melt (a marble rye sandwich with grilled onions and Swiss) is one of the better lunch items and is a useful order if you want something more interesting than the basic burger. The club sandwich is large enough to be a meal in itself. Salads are available but are not the diner's strength; this is not the place to eat virtuously.
Beverages: coffee is the default and is served in the standard diner manner (a heavy ceramic mug, bottomless refills throughout the meal, no fancy roast options, just hot strong coffee). Sodas and iced tea are available. Beer and wine are generally not on the menu — this is a daytime operation and the customer base does not particularly demand alcohol with breakfast. Bring cash if possible; some accounts suggest the diner has had inconsistent card-payment availability, though most reports indicate cards are accepted as of recent visits.